A look at a New York Times article trying to boost the image of women with smaller breasts.

The 1,500-word article imagines that the flat-chested are waging a cultural revolution against their oppressors—who are never really named. “[M]ore small-chested ladies seem to be openly celebrating their look on Twitter, Facebook and various blogs,” the article reports. Many bra-makers and -sellers across the country now carry a wonderful assortment of tiny brassieres designed for differently abled chests!

Flat-Chested Pride?

I think the popularity of large breasts is indestructible. But I do hope women with slimmer torsos will be happy and content.

Boffing is (was?) British slang for fucking. The term’s popularity in America was very brief.

According to Hugh Hefner, the Bunny was inspired by Bunny’s Tavern[ in Urbana, Illinois.

How much is that blonde bunny in the window?

That top headline makes it sound like men were made to swap wives as punishment.

… I hereby offer to negotiate a $100,000 payday to the person who will come forward with a sex tape or phone records or anything else that succeeds in removing Glenn Beck from the public eye forever. …

Huffington Post Offers $100,000 for Sex Tapes, Phone Records to Destroy Glenn Beck

“These young women do not buy the line that they are being exploited, because they are the ones making the money out of a three-minute dance and a bit of a chat,” said Dr Teela Sanders, one of the researchers, told the Independent newspaper.

“You have got to have a certain way about you to do it. They say 80 percent of the job is talking. These women do work hard for their money — you don’t just turn up and wiggle your bum.”

Study finds quarter of UK lap dancers have degrees

There’s likely to be a huge difference between the experiences of women working at upscale clubs and those employed in dives.

Sell tickets in a raffle: the prize is breast enlargement surgery.

Even a recession has not diminished Venezuelans’ appetite for cosmetic surgery, with many people taking out loans for operations.

Politician raffles breast implants

The young women who strip at The Fox Hole in Warsaw Ohio have been pestered for years by members of a church that calls itself new Beginnings Ministries. Tried of being harassed by self-important Christian fundamentalists the strippers have taken a novel tack. They are running a protest outside the church.

She and other Christian groups that work with women in the adult entertainment industry have criticized Dunfee’s methods of ministry as a means of putting the strippers on the defensive instead of showing support.

“I never saw Jesus with a picket sign,” Donewald said.

Huffington Post: Bikini-Clad Strippers Protest Church In Rural Ohio

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Hope springs eternal and there’s a sucker born every minute.

Now she says she’s in constant pain, and she wants her fake G-cups removed.

Heidi Montag now wants massive breast implants taken out

Heidi Montag claims that her breasts can’t be adjusted because of the death of her plastic surgeon.

But one doubts the dead doctor knew any magic breast resizing secrets. Given that Heidi Montag’s primary skill is getting lowbrow media attention it is difficult to not suspect that her breast pain is merely another synthetic, staged event.